This Thursday Thirteen Was Inspired By My Husband
See, I was on Facebook, reading flair, and I was cracking up at some of them.
My husband asked me what was so funny, but when I read them to him, he didn't think they were.
So today, I am going to share them with you!
Here are 13 sayings from Flair that I found funny enough to laugh out loud.
1. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
2. I bet koala farts smell like cough drops.
3. I saw a billboard sign that said:
NEED HELP : CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787
Out of curiosity, I did.
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.
4. Don't judge a book by it's movie.
5. I can't decide whether to be a good example or a horrible warning.
6. If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you.
7. If you force sex on a hooker, is it rape or shoplifting?
(I am in no way making light of rape, I just find this funny)
8. When French people swear, do they say "Pardon my English"?
9. Life's a bitch, cause if it was a slut, it would be easy.
10. When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have everyone wonder how you did it.
11. What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?
12. Yes...No...to get to the other side...1.77245
and finally...
13.
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30 comments:
LOL I love #9 Happy T13!
I love #3!!
I DO love flair!! How fun!
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I want 6 on a T-shirt.
I lost it at #1 and started hyperventilating at #8.
It's been a stressful day. Maybe I'm overreacting. But perhaps not.
Thanks, Jenn! C'mon by; I created a fictional restaurant this week.
7 and 8 were my favorites on the list.
This are funny! Wow. I don't think I've seen them on Facebook, but I tend to ignore it so....
:)
I guess your husband just has no sense of humor. Those are all funny.
LOL. Most of them are funny. I like #10 the best.
Funny in a clever way that makes you go AH or makes you think. Candid Camera stuff makes me laugh out loud. I don't get the last one about Edward though.
They ARE funny. I giggled at them all. Thanks for stopping by my site.
LOL...I could barely get past #1. What a hoot.
My 13 is all about 'icky' foods. Won't you join me for a bite?!!!
I have to say in defense of Junior, he was probably thinking Jenn was just in one of her random laughing fits..we are all pitching in to get her some help, she's a giggle box, ya know?! kidding! Sam doesn't get my funny either.
I loved these especially about the koala farts!!! LOL
So maybe when the flu hits, to save money, we'll just take a trip to the zoo and feed the koalas beans and just wait.... ;}
Love 4 and 9!
Happy Thursday!
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LOL! Love these! Love #5 most!
Lol, very funny and I can assure you Frenchs don't say "pardon my english"!
#4, #9 were great. I've seen #5 on a t-shirt.
I love flair. I esp. love 4 and 9. Happy TT!
Sounds like it's unanimous--those are funny! Of course, now I'm compelled to go find all of them...
I can't even pick a favorite. Those are all hysterical.
They're all very funny I hadn't seen #1 or #2 before so they were especially funny to me!
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Love it! I've laughed out loud at flair buttons before! Great idea!
I love flair. It will suck you in, though.
Happy TT!
They made me laugh. I like #9
Those are great! All but one or two made me laugh.
I, too, was reading flair on Facebook and laughing like a fool. My hubby didn't understand either. Your #1 was one of my favs, too. I also liked Cookie Monster at his computer saying "Delete cookies?!"
Those are all funny. I love the FB flair. The most recent one to amuse me is one of Edward carrying Yoda on his back. It says "I sense much dazzle in you." Cracked me up. LOL.
Happy TT!
Fun list today ... thanks for the laughter ;--)
Hugs and blessings,
I just kept laughing, and 9 was so good I had to share it.
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Those are too funny. BTW...love the last one!
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