Thursday Thirteen ~ Ten

This Thursday Thirteen Was Inspired By My Husband

See, I was on Facebook, reading flair, and I was cracking up at some of them.
My husband asked me what was so funny, but when I read them to him, he didn't think they were.
So today, I am going to share them with you!
Here are 13 sayings from Flair that I found funny enough to laugh out loud.

1. I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

2. I bet koala farts smell like cough drops.

3. I saw a billboard sign that said:
NEED HELP : CALL JESUS
1-800-555-3787
Out of curiosity, I did.
A Mexican showed up with a lawnmower.

4. Don't judge a book by it's movie.

5. I can't decide whether to be a good example or a horrible warning.

6. If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be glad to do it for you.

7. If you force sex on a hooker, is it rape or shoplifting?
(I am in no way making light of rape, I just find this funny)

8. When French people swear, do they say "Pardon my English"?

9. Life's a bitch, cause if it was a slut, it would be easy.

10. When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and have everyone wonder how you did it.

11. What if the hokey pokey IS what it's all about?

12. Yes...No...to get to the other side...1.77245

and finally...
13.

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