Thirteen Valentine Funnies
What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
Forget-me-nuts.
What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
Why did the banana go out with the prune?
Because it couldn't get a date.
What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th?
I only have eyes for ewe, dear
What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
"I find you very attractive."
What do you call a very small Valentine?
A Valentiny!
Do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Sure, they're very scent-imental!
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
A hug and a quiche!
What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?
"I love you a ton!"
What did one pickle say to the other?
"You mean a great dill to me."
What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?
You're purrr-fect for me!
What do you call two birds in love?
Tweethearts!
What did one oar say to the other?
"Can I interest you in a little row-mance?"
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24 comments:
Thanks for the chuckles. Where I come from we call these groaners.lol Happy Valentine Day!
LOL very cute!
Happy TT (and happy valentines as well) :)
Some body stop the girl....too cute.Happy Valentine's day.
AAAH! Those were terrible :-)! My boys would love them all.
LOL! These are so cute!
LOL...very cute!
Happy TT!
LOL...Love it! Happy TT:)
Bravo!! That was so much fun!
Happy T-13!
LOL! Good ones.
LOL these are cute!
Happy Valentine's Day!
I just had a good giggle to myself reading these, some I'd heard before, but it's always nice to have a good giggle first thing in the morning ;)
bad-dum-bum. (that's my drum sound, by the way) ;) Cute!
These were great....and much needed!
Thank you!!
Also, I have given you yet another award over at my blog....I know....but you come to mind instantly when it is awards time because you deserve them!!
Take care
Oh, very cute! I'm going to share these jokes with my sons! Thanks.
Hehehe! Thanks for the morning chuckle! It's a crappy day and I needed a laugh. Thanks!
How cute!
lol
Jenn these were so cute!! :) i hope you have a great valentines day... if i'm not over here before then... i should be, but you never know.
tomorrow is T's snack day, and since it is the day before Vday I made cupcakes today for his class, and i thought i'd go in to his class if they are having a party...
but anyway... i'm rambling.
great TT.
xoxox
oh! i see on your facebook you are saying that you feel like crap... that sucks. :( i hope you are feeling better by now.
i'll be thinking of you!
xoxoxoxox HUGS!
Awesome, I haven't heard most of these before! :)
Very cute. What do you call a very small Valentine?
A Valentiny! Hee hee
TT#26- A Lil Too Straight?
Thanks for the giggles. Happy TT!
ok note to self: never read v-day cuties out loud to Sam and Alex when I am sick-I got to the last one where it says what did one "oar" say... and Sam screamed at me..then it took me a second and I realized that I have a stuffed up nose and it just came out really wrong! LOL!
TOO FUNNY!!
Thanks for making me laugh this morning. I need that. Great TT and Happy Valentines.
I love love love them all! I have the sense of humor of a 4 year old so this was a perfect list for me.
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