Stick Out Thingys

WARNING:
This post is very funny, and a little bit about penis'.
You've been warned!
As some of you have probably figured out, my brandi is a worry wart. When I put her to bed at night, I lay with her until she falls asleep. She will usually obsess about something every night. Some nights it's whether or not her lunch is made, or how you spell certain words, or whatever. But she makes herself crazy.
So last night, we're in bed. All of a sudden, she asks me how I can tell if the kittens are boys or girls. (oh yeah, my cat zoe had 4 kittens on saturday, although I'm pretty sure the runt isn't going to make it) So I tell her I just can. Ever the observant one, she says "I saw you look at their butts. How can you tell?". Knowing she wouldn't go to sleep until her curiosity was abated, I said "well, girls have innies and boys have outies". She looks at me and says "HUH?".
me ~ "you've seen aunt colleen change carson right?'
boo ~ "yeah"
me ~ "well..."
boo ~ "OHHHH, boys have stick out thingys!"
me ~ trying desperately not to laugh ~ "yes, boys have stick out thingys".
That was it. She rolled over to go to sleep. Thinking I was in the clear, I start to watch tv. A minute later, boo rolls back over and asks...
boo ~ "what are they called?'
me ~ " what are what called?" I ask, hoping it's not what I think it is.
boo ~ "the stick out thingys"
me ~ "pee-pee's". Oh, how I hoped this was good enough.
boo ~ "no, what's the REAL name?"
me ~ deep breath ~ "boy's have a penis"
boo ~ "penis...I'll have to remember that!"
I lost it at this point. I was laughing so hard I had tears running down my face! I replied, "yes, boo, remember that, but don't say that word at school"
boo ~ "okay mom. Goodnight", and she fell asleep.
The kid cracks me up sometimes!