In Honor Of My Kids Going Back To School TuesdayThirteen School Jokes
did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
he couldn't control his pupils!
why did the teacher wear sunglasses?because his students were so bright!
what kind of food do math teachers eat?square meals!
where do children learn their ABC's?at LMN-tary school!
what kind of tests do they give witches?HEX-aminations
what would you get if you crossed a vampire and a teacher?lots of blood tests!
how do bees get to school?by school buzz!
what did the ground say to the earthquake?you crack me up!
how do you get straight A's?by using a ruler!
what did the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?stop going in circles and get to the point!
what object is king of the classroom?the ruler!
why did the music teacher need a ladder?to reach the high notes!
why was the math book sad?
because it had so many problems!
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25 comments:
Aw, those are cute! :)
Cool choice for TT!!! Hope I can ask a favor... Please vote for me.... I was nominated for pinoyworld blog of the week, voting poll located at my sidebar... Thanks a lot! Happy TT!
I'll have to use these in a few weeks!
straight a's....with a ruler. cute.
Mine's posted. Hope to see you visit if you can. Have a super T-13 kinda day.
Hehehe thanks for the smiles. I'm going to share these with my daughter. Happy TT
Sue
http://urbanzoo.suedarroch.com/
Those are too cute! I will have to share them with the kids :0)
Happy back to school next week!
these are wicked but I did laugh out loud! ;)
LOL- great list! I loved them all.
Funny TT! I'm going to have to tell some of these to my kid's. Happy TT
SO cute! I'll have to send these to my daughter... she teaches first grade! :)
Come visit my TT if you get a chance. :)
Loved the jokes, especially the last one. Will tell this one to my 7-year-old son. Just posted my first T13. Thanks.
Carol
LOL...those were cute:) Happy TT.
I did always find the "Straight A's" one to be true!
LOL
Great list
SJR
The Pink Flamingo
http://blogsquatcher.blogspot.com/2008/08/sydney-morning-herald-has-interview.html
Lots of laughs
These all made me grin.
BUT...is the earthquake one really a school joke?
Those are adorable! I may teach my son a few before he starts kindergarten next week!
Thanks for giving me a laugh! I like the one about straight A's the best. The other one about the ruler being king was good, too. They're all fun! Mine is about the Olympics.
That was funny we really enjoyed them.
Could you help me out, I am not sure how to do the links-thingy for thirteen. We'd love to link up and do it too but I am not really sure how- you can go to my place and let me know with a comment or you have my email-if you get time, that is no rush, thanks!
Very cute Jokes, I really enjoy clean jokes. great post Kim
Next week?? already?? wow. Trevor goes back on Sept 4th... I'm not ready. Well I am but not really. i'm ready for a day or two break... but not just from him... from all of them!! lol but I know it will be wayyyyy longer than a day or two and I'm sort of having anxiety about it... ugh!!
I love the jokes. i'm going to have to share then with Trev, not sure how many he will understand. but he may get more than I think. :)
hope the kids have a good week and weekend off before heading back to school... I'm sure they will.
xoxoxo love N hugs!!
Very cute. I like kids jokes. I'll share some of these with my niece.
Happy TT
B @ The Love Blog
Funny list, I'd not heard most of those. Happy TT
LOL those are cute! I read them to Aurora as I was reading them.
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cute.....my daughter will love them all.
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