Can You Spot The Lie?

 

Diana tagged me for this last week, so I figured I needed to get one the ball! 

The rules are as follows:
- thank the person who gave you the award
- copy the logo and place it on your blog
- link to the person who nominated you
- tell up to six outrageous lies about yourself and at least one outrageous truth, or vice-versa
- nominate seven "creative" writers
- post links to the blogs you nominated


Okay, so here are my "truths".  Can you spot the lie?

1.  I hate talking on the phone.  In fact, if I know I have to call someone I am not used to speaking with, I have a mini panic attack.  A few of my favorite bloggers have even send me their phone numbers with an invitation to call them, and it completely freaked me out.

2.  I have eaten cat poop.  I can only assume I thought it was a tootsie roll.

3.  I will eat anything.  In fact, one of my favorite things to do is try out new, unfamiliar foods.

4.  I don't drive.  I have never had my license and probably never will, unless something happens to my husband and I have no other choice but to drive myself.  I have a very irrational fear of getting in an accident, and something happening to my kids.  I would never be able to forgive myself.  I know, I'm crazy.

5.  I had a breast reduction, and the doctor removed 15 pounds of breast tissue.  I am now a new, more confident woman.

6.  I collect elephants.  I have around 300 in my collection right now, and I can tell you where each one came from.

7.  I hate the movie Halloween.  The original one, not the remake.  This is weird because my daughter and I are scary movie buffs, and watch them every chance we get.  There is just something about Michael Myers that scares the crap out of me.  And that music?  Too creepy.

Okay, so do you think you know me well enough to spot the lie?

At this point I am supposed to nominate other bloggers to do this, but I am going to leave that up to you.  If you do decide to play along, let me know and I'll give you some link love!