Thirteen Jokes
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
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What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle!
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Claus-trophobic!
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Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe-Hoe-Hoe!
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What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night!
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What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pine~apple!
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What do reindeer say before telling a joke?
This one will sleigh you!
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What would a reindeer do if he lost his tail?
He'd go to a re-tail store and get a new one!
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How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb, and seven to hold Rudolph down!
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Why did the elf put his bed in the fire?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
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What happened when the snow woman got mad at the snow man?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
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What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~
What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
Crisp Cringle!
~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Claus-trophobic!
~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can Hoe-Hoe-Hoe!
~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~
What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
Silent Night!
~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Frosted Flakes!
~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~
What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?
A pine~apple!
~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~
What do reindeer say before telling a joke?
This one will sleigh you!
~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~
What would a reindeer do if he lost his tail?
He'd go to a re-tail store and get a new one!
~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~~
How many reindeer does it take to change a light bulb?
Eight! One to screw in the light bulb, and seven to hold Rudolph down!
~~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~~
Why did the elf put his bed in the fire?
He wanted to sleep like a log!
~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~
What happened when the snow woman got mad at the snow man?
She gave him the cold shoulder!
~~~~~~~~~~***~~~~~~~~~~
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
To participate, go here.
12 comments:
My 6 year old and I read through your jokes and she LAUGHED and LAUGHED and LAUGHED. Thanks for posting them.
Those are great! I can't wait to try them out on my kids in the morning.
Of course, they're teenagers and liable to throw something at me, but I'll have a blast anyway.
Merry Christmas from She Lives!
Too funny! I will read these to Alex tomorrow!!
I love good clean jokes. Thanks for sharing.
Geriatric Nurse
those are really great!! :)
i think i'll have to try to remember a few of them to tell Trevor... the girls wouldn't understand... well not totally. :)
xoxoxo great TT.
LOL. Thanks for the laughs.
Cute - I'm sending the link to a friend who will love these.
I will have to share these with my kids! LOL
These are so cute! What a great TT. I'm going to print these for my son. He'll love them.
I like the new Christmas look. Very pretty!
I printed this list out for Noah. He is laughing hysterically every time we read it.
I love these! My favorite is the re-tail one. I felt so silly sitting here laughing at my computer!
I'm behind in my blog-reading, so I'm off to visit more of your recent posts. Thanks for the laugh, my friend!
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